Friday morning I got the following text message from P:

Why don’t congressmen use bookmarks?

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Because they just bend over the PAGES! Hahahahahahaha

When I got this text message I was confused. It was 7:30 a.m. on Friday morning (my “Sunday"), so I was still sleepy. I wondered why she asked me such a random question. I replied with:

I don’t know. To save money, maybe??

I didn’t hear back from her. I figured she was just venting for having to be a “coffee getter” or something.

However, this morning around 4:00 I was getting ready and thinking about P. I was thinking about the text messages I had gotten from her recently, that one in particular. It was then, at 4:00 in the morning, that it hit me.

I then totally laughed out loud and told her it took me 4 freaking days to get the joke. Ha ha. Nothing like a page’s political humor, right?

She couldn’t believe it took me that long to get it. Leave it to me.

I had a similar incident the other day. I came home to find a note on the table from our maid (yeah, yeah, shut up. It’s like 80 bucks a month here- you’d do it too) asking if she could change the day she comes. The letter said something to the effect of changing the day and “if you like send message so I know.”

I asked Will, “I wonder if our Indian maid watched the movie Clueless a lot.”

“Why would you ask that?”

“Well, because she wrote something a Valley Girl would- she said ‘If you’d, like, send a message so I can know changing is okay that would be totally rad and super!”

“No she didn’t. She’s still working on her English. She said it to mean, ‘ if you like the idea of me doing this, send me a message.”

We bantered back and forth, but I finally gave up and admitted Will was right. I still think it’s funnier to say she’s a Valley Girl though.

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I (finally) finished transferring all my nest archives today. I feel very happy and satisfied that it’s finally over. I noticed I did a “Monday Update” post all the time. It was like (ha ha- “like.” sorry.) a staple during those days. I think I might implement it again, however perhaps it will be more of a Tuesday Update or something. I figure this is a way for me to slowly drive you all crazy with the boring mundane details of my life. What fun!! I was heavily tempted to begin this new (possible) tradition today, but I figure I will spare you- and warn you so you can run for the hills.

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I got my Summer Swap gift in today!! I’m SO excited about it and I can’t wait to post about it tomorrow. That’s all I’ll say for today.

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Okay, enough with the rambles. I hope you’re doing well and enjoying your morning. I’m anxious to head home and get tomorrow over so I can begin my extrememly thrilling (lie) and spontaneous (lie) weekend.

More to come…

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