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I send him for stamps and he comes back with the following:

2 packages of slice and bake cookies (you know, because one package isn’t enough for two sedentary people)

Hot fudge

Mint chocolate chip ice cream

oh-

and stamps.

Does he want to hurt me?

I totally know how you feel.  Nathan does the same thing.  One day I asked him to go to the store for diapers and he came back with 3 or 4 store bags full of chips, cookies, soda...seriously, how am I supposed to not be a cow at the end of this pregnancy with stuff like that in the house??

Posted by Audrey  on  11/18  at  09:13 PM

Are you going to.....bake those cookies, or eat the dough?

Eat the dough, oh please, eat the dough. That sounds so delicious right now!

Posted by Jesspond  on  11/18  at  09:46 PM

Haha!  That totally sounds like a husband.  I swear, Jay does the exact same thing.  AND he insists on have TWO desserts.  TWO!  What the heck?!

Although, the super large dinner, cheesecake, wine and after-dessert nachos last night at my work party certainly doesn’t help my cause.

Posted by Angela  on  11/19  at  10:35 AM

Yum!!! Will is too cute!!!

Posted by  on  11/19  at  10:38 AM

I think I would smother him in kisses and then make my own home made ice cream sandwhiches with the cookies after they’ve baked, the mint chocolate chip ice cream and cover the whole thing with hot fudge - of course I would need a spoon to eat it with but it would be so freaking awesome! LOL :o)

Posted by  on  11/19  at  01:24 PM

Will’s a good guy.  I could use that kind of initiative at my house!

Yesterday I was craving candy so Forrest went to the grocery store to buy me some.  I told him I wanted one of the following candies, in this order:
Sour Patch Kids
Sour Straws
Peach Rings
Hot Tamales
Red Vines
Twizzlers (the cherry string pully kind)
Twizzlers (the original)

He called from the store to tell me that they didn’t have a candy aisle, that they only had a seasonal aisle that happened to have some candy in it.  None of the above candies were there - however they did have some christmas gum drops that were covered in the sour sugar stuff.

I didn’t believe him.  I went through my wish list again to remind him what I wanted, and he kept assuring me that they didn’t have any of those candies. 

I chose not to talk to him for the rest of the night.

Posted by  on  11/20  at  08:49 AM

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brittny I'm B-Love. I've just returned to America after spending three years in Kuwait with my husband Mr. B-Love and our two maltese, Boz and Lucy. We recently added two more doggies to our family, Rocky and Teddy. I love weight training, OU football, and lazy weekends. Buckle up and get ready for my constant embarrassing moments, continual madness at a new job, and my daily effort to rely on Christ while adjusting to life back in the real world.


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