Mine is on 65.
And I’m almost dead.
Seriously! I checked my temperature the last few days and I’m consistently
97.6
97.1
and
96.8 (wow! that’s really low).
I think technically I’m like walking dead girl or something.
I told Will my temperature is so low because it’s so freaking cold in our house!
Can you hold on just a second?
....
Thanks- I had to scrape the ice off my computer screen.
And break a frozen snot-sickle from off the tip of my nose.
Okay, moving on-
it’s freezing in here. I’m wearing gigantic thick pink “clown socks” and my toes are still freezing. In fact, I made Will feel them and he was staggered by my little Popsicle toes.
All because Will is “doing an experiment.”
“What’s the experiment?” you ask.
See- we got our last bill and Will thought it was a little higher than it should be. So- he decided to turn our thermostat down a few degrees (um- or like 60) to see how much we saved.
Lucky me.
An innocent placebo in the midst of some double blind experiment.
Ha ha- actually, I have no idea. I just really wanted to type that sentence. I know such an ignorant statement is like nails scratching a chalkboard for some of you.
Anyway- so we’re experimenting.
This has caused me to wonder- on what temperature do normal people keep their houses set?
So- I’m taking a thermostat poll.
And praying that most of you keep your house warmer than 65.
Which in all honesty isn’t very hard considering only crazy people keeping cadavers in their freezer keep their house at 65 or lower.
Except us, of course.
Wow- I’m watching way too much CSI.
Anyway- it’s like freaking Alaska here. I went in our spare bedroom the other day and saw a polar bear trying on a pair of my black pants.
I opened the freezer and saw nothing but a sheet of ice glacier.
There’s a sign on the door to my bathroom that reads SS Titanic.
Or perhaps the cold is causing me to hallucinate…
But perhaps I’m wrong and the majority of America (or the 4 people that read my blog) keep their houses at the same temperature we do.
But I doubt it.
Because if you do, well then I will feel sort of weirded out and wonder if you too have been watching a lot of CSI lately and are putting what you’ve seen into practice.
Please dear God tell me that’s not the case.
I like to think that everyone that reads this blog are nice, prim Christian boys and girls that sing everything they speak and wear cute red suspenders.
I really do think that.
You’re reading as though you’re surprised or don’t believe me.
So- how warm do you keep your house?
Put the number in the comments section and I’ll do an average and tell Will that’s the number all normal nice, prim Christian boys and girl that sing everything they speak and wear cute red suspenders keep their house.
I have to go now. It’s my turn to pour hot water on the seal of our bedroom door so it thaws and opens…

I know I seldom comment, but I read your blog reguarly and love it!
You’re probably going to think we’re crazy, but no dead people here. We keep the thermostat on 68 during the day and 65 at night. But we live in the Dallas area so it’s not as if it’s literally freezing outside all the time. But even when it is, like today, we still leave it on the same settings. I’m not gonna lie, it’s cold, but if I’m sitting still, I keep a throw blanket on me. The 3 year old runs around naked, so apparently he doesn’t care. (I do attempt to keep him dressed...) And my husband would live in an igloo if he could. Such is life when you’re married to an accountant who wants to save a buck or two.
Maybe Will will consent to bumping it up a notch. Good luck!