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My weekend was full of lots of normal American things like football, sub sandwiches, cool fall weather, and more football.

All day Saturday was college football.

And after that there was more football-

Followed by even more football.

And still more football to come tonight.

You get my point.

The last 3 years have been spent in Kuwait, where football games were limited and broadcast at all hours of the night. Don’t get me wrong, Will still got up to watch all that were broadcast, but we were so disconnected that it just didn’t seem to be the same.

You see my friends, this is the first football season since 2004 that Will and I have been in America to endure enjoy a football season in real time. During our stay in Kuwait we saw games here and there, but nothing continual. Nothing all.day.long.

This year, however, we have NFL Sunday Ticket-

every.single.football.game.

live.all.day.long.

sigh.

NFL Sunday Ticket.

The phrase alone causes women all over the world to shudder.

The phrase that screams, “I’m going to invite all my smelly buddies over to our new.house. and we’re going to be barbaric, sweaty men- roaring incredibly loud each time our team does something good or bad- spilling bright orange velveeta queso and Dr. Pepper all over your new carpet each time we jump up in jubulation or frustration. We’re men- hear us roar.”

NFL Sunday Ticket.

The fall of all women and clean carpets.

At this point in our little American stay Will has yet to meet lots of “buddies,” so therefore my house is still clean. We have one set of friends we hang with- a set that is very respectful of things and would never spill bright orange velveeta queso and Dr. Pepper all over our new carpet.

However, I know as the season progresses and we find a church home and will gets a job- the buddies? Yeah, they’re coming. I feel it.

It’s almost as though the yet-to-be-met buddies are breathing down my neck as I type-

I can smell the sausage pizza on their breath and can hear the belches even now.

Oh please save me.

I assure you- more to come on this subject…

Does Will have a fantasy team? Because there is this thing The Men can do where they program their team into the TV, and the cable automatically gives updates on how their players are doing throughout the game. Technology is scary. And intrusive. I can’t check the cooking shows without getting scolded about missing an important play.

Glad your comments are turned back on. I haven’t had a chance to say “hi” in forever!

Posted by  on  09/15  at  07:04 AM

This is one of the many reasons why I’m thankful our HDTV broke.  We are no longer the prime football watching place in our group of friends.  And that we have hardwood floors.

Posted by  on  09/15  at  08:08 AM

I feel your pain!  This is year 2 of NFL Sunday Ticket!  DOn’t get me wrong, I LOVE the Colts, so I’m glad we have it because if not, we’d be watching the Titans every Sunday.  We hate the Titans!  It’s funny though because it’s like you were looking in my house!  Except it’s beer and not Dr. Pepper!  HAHA!  But the Rotel dip was right onsmile

Posted by  on  09/15  at  10:20 AM

Ha!  That’s what you get for encouraging football!  smile

I feeel your PAIN though.  Basketball season is nuts like that for me.  Goooo Celtics.  Rah. Rah. Rah.

Posted by Jesspond  on  09/15  at  10:23 AM

I waiver between wishing we had friends to invite over for football craziness, and thankful that we don’t because the idea of spending all of Sunday watching football doesn’t appeal to me at all.  I think I could handle it on College Football Saturday, though. 

Have a great week!

Posted by Kelley  on  09/15  at  12:31 PM

Ah - you describe it so well.  It kinda brings a tear (of joy) to my eye.

However, my version is slightly different.

I watch with a Glamour magazine on my lap - flipping thru and reading between plays.  Also, I ate a Lean Pocket and washed it down with some Cloudy Lite (what we call the generic of Crystal Lite).  Oh - and I painted my nails a nice dark brown since it’s after Labor Day and I was in the mood for the fall (I had a “harvest apple” candle burning which).  I had to be careful with my clapping, so as not to smudge my nails.  Still, I was spirited in my own way.

The Cowboys are tonight. And my fantasy team is going to win this week.  I love the fall.

Posted by  on  09/15  at  02:26 PM

It is ALWAYS during this time of year that I thank God that my husband is a complete and total nerd, and hence has no interest in sports whatsoever. I like watching the games more than he does, believe it or not! So my sympathies, really, because I can’t imagine what it must be like. Ugh!

Posted by Sarah R  on  09/16  at  10:38 AM

I hope you are having a good week!  Check my blog smile

Posted by Kelley  on  09/16  at  04:50 PM

Oh Brittny!  The sports get togethers - my best friend’s husband watches and is a fanatic about practically every sport there is (except perhaps curling) and I can sympathize with ESPN providing a running background theme to your life.  It sounds like you have adapted so well though and partially made this love your own so you guys can share it.  Best wishes for the orange queso and Dr. Pepper....perhaps they wouldn’t notice if you switch it for hummus or white bean dip and clear seltzer?  Nah, I feel there is a gasp of horror from every sports-loving male in the U.S. as that suggestion flies out into cyberspace.

Posted by Monica  on  09/16  at  07:20 PM

I am so glad we don’t have NFL Sunday Ticket! lol Craig wants every single sports channel there is. Yuck!

Posted by Heather  on  09/16  at  08:57 PM

I think we need to get Will and Chris together.  IF we could have the dish, we would, but we can’y.  It’s un *cough* fortunate.  grin No I am not smiling.  I would NEVER smile because I can only watch 10.5 football games instead of 16.  grin
Shhhhhh....don’t tell Chris.

Posted by Alicia  on  09/23  at  08:11 PM

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brittny I'm B-Love. I've just returned to America after spending three years in Kuwait with my husband Mr. B-Love and our two maltese, Boz and Lucy. We recently added two more doggies to our family, Rocky and Teddy. I love weight training, OU football, and lazy weekends. Buckle up and get ready for my constant embarrassing moments, continual madness at a new job, and my daily effort to rely on Christ while adjusting to life back in the real world.


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