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How to Make My Left Eye Twitch Uncontrollably

1. Kill the power to my blog all day.

2. Tell me “you’re working on it” and have no estimated time as to when it will be back up.

3. Provide your husband with a shopping list for the following:

Milk
Evaporated Milk
Pasta
Coke

Come Home to Find:

Honey Buns
Donuts
A 17” Walmart Pizza
Chocolate Chip-Peanut Butter Cookies
Reeces Brownie Kit
2 Twix Bars
Egg Nog
2 Types of Dip
2 Bags of Chips (you know- one for you! one for me! As if one bag wasn’t enough to put your arteries into shock...)
Milk
Evaporated Milk
Pasta
Coke

4. Proceed to watch your husband stuff, shove, and pray the aforementioned items into the most awkward crannies of the fridge and cabinet. I’m pretty sure the fridge is so full it’s about to throw up all over the freaking tile.

5. I mentioned the blog already, didn’t? Screw it- seriously, it’s twitch-worthy enough to be up here twice. I was on edge all day yesterday. Just ask Angela. I’m pretty sure she and retired blogger Sarah got the brunt of my twitching regarding that matter.

Thankfully all is well with numbers 1, 2, and 5.

3 and 4?

Yeah, currently sweating all over myself in an angry twitching frenzy.

Anything causing you trouble?

Double yay!  Your blog’s back up AND you posted smile

Item #3 is why I don’t send Jay to the store, OR have him come with me.  I get myself in enough trouble when I go by myself (ie. those nasty shortbread cookies.  Which we managed to finish last night.  Ummm, is that good or bad?).

Our fridge is about to throw up too.  Except our fridge is full of random condiments.  Seriously?!  Condiments?  Who needs 12 different kinds of mustard?!  Don’t shop at William Sonoma unless you want to end up with 12 different kinds of mustard in your fridge wink

Posted by Angela  on  12/18  at  08:25 PM

My husband is the same way.  I sent him to the store to get four things.  I’ll let you know tomorrow how many he actually came home with, and if any of them were items he was supposed to get.  Although, to be honest, he throws stuff in the cart when I’m not looking if I go with him, too.  It’s a game to him.  If I catch him, he has to take it out.

Posted by Ann M.  on  12/18  at  08:30 PM

Your husband grocery shops?!  smile

His groceries sound good to me! Mmmm, chips!

Things causing me trouble:  Nacks won’t drink.  “Pediatrician” (really an NP, they have no Ped because ours, that left almost a YEAR ago now, hasn’t been REPLACED) is incompetent and so I have no idea what/if anything to do.  And Cathy’s son is still in the hospital.  Which isn’t me directly, it just worries me for her.

So why didn’t you want to have a house full of kids yet?  smile

Posted by Jesspond  on  12/18  at  09:34 PM

Oh Brit.  After all these years of marriage, you are still trusting your husband to do the grocery shopping?  haha Ok, I guess in your circumstances it does make sense.  However, you had to know this would happen!  lol

The weird thing:  My husband is like Angela’s and is obsessed with buying different kinds of mustard.  Super weird.  :S

Posted by  on  12/19  at  12:36 AM

my husband does the exact same thing! it’s always a surprise when i unpack the grocery bags...reeces butter cups, kit kats, powdered donettes, 2 kinds of ice cream, etc.  but, he does always get me the latest people or us weekly.  he knows i gotta keep up with the celeb gossip!

Posted by robin  on  12/19  at  07:45 PM

Well I do have to say that at least Will came home with what you asked him to get.  That is at least a big plus.

Posted by  on  12/19  at  09:04 PM

Oh Britt you kill me everytime!!! Glad you blog is back up because I can always count on your for at least a smile, but in most cases a laugh!!!

The list of the items Will brought home is just too funny, but the sad thing is that in most cases that would be me and not Mike!! That is exactly why he doesn’t let me shop anymore!!!

Have a great weekend!!!

Posted by  on  12/20  at  01:17 PM

Hey, at least Will did get the items on the list that you ask for… Gotta be happy for the little things.  wink

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brittny I'm B-Love. I've just returned to America after spending three years in Kuwait with my husband Mr. B-Love and our two maltese, Boz and Lucy. We recently added two more doggies to our family, Rocky and Teddy. I love weight training, OU football, and lazy weekends. Buckle up and get ready for my constant embarrassing moments, continual madness at a new job, and my daily effort to rely on Christ while adjusting to life back in the real world.


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