Please donate to the P n B cruise fund.

Pretty please with pink sprinkles on top.

So you book the cruise of your dreams and you’re all, “Wow, this is a good deal for all we get!”

Then you start looking at airfare and are like, “Mmm, well, it’s a once in a lifetime trip. It’s okay that it’s adding up a little.”

Then you look at the freaking excursions and crap yourself (or as Mrs. M says, you tinkle on your leg).

Guys- they’re so expensive! That was the deal breaker. Will was only going to let me and P go by ourselves as long as we went on the group excursions.

Fine. In fact, I was excited about them!

Then I looked up how much 53 excursions are going to cost (alright, I’m exaggerating on the 53 thing) and had to walk to the BIDFY.

Very carefully.